Ben Blanchard is a distracted writer, soulful lover, single child of divorced parents, living in Santa Monica. He's good at honesty, but better at lying. He often ponders if he will ever discover truth. If he was granted one wish, it would be to make chocolate chip cookies nutritious. He can be found posing with strange Southern tourists doing his best Sacha Baron Cohen impersonation.
He doesn't have a type, but after a few drinks he'll admit "women". He loves reggae music and isn't ashamed to burn Babylon down. When he isn't writing comedy, he's scouring the web for the latest conspiracy theories. He's pooped his pants in his adult life and is a recovering pre-mature ejaculator, but does relapse periodically...One day at a time...
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